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BABY ON BOOB
BABY ON BOOB
GET YOUR OWN BABY!
GET YOUR OWN BABY!
CONTRACEPTION MALFUNCTION
CONTRACEPTION MALFUNCTION
I'M GONNA BE HOT!
I'M GONNA BE HOT!
MY MOMMY SAYS SHE SAVED A HORSE AND RODE A COWBOY
MY MOMMY SAYS SHE SAVED A HORSE AND RODE A COWBOY
SUPER FLY
SUPER FLY
GOT BOOB?
GOT BOOB?
ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB
ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB
HEY BABY WANNA GO BACK TO MY CRIB
HEY BABY WANNA GO BACK TO MY CRIB
MY AUNT IS DA BOMB
MY AUNT IS DA BOMB
MY MOM IS DA BOMB
MY MOM IS DA BOMB
MY DAD IS DA BOMB
MY DAD IS DA BOMB
MY UNCLE IS DA BOMB
MY UNCLE IS DA BOMB
MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
PARTY AT MY CRIB B.Y.O.B.(PINK)
PARTY AT MY CRIB B.Y.O.B.(PINK)
PARTY AT MY CRIB B.Y.O.B.(BLUE)
PARTY AT MY CRIB B.Y.O.B.(BLUE)
I JUST SPENT 9 MONTHS ON THE INSIDE AND ALL I GOT
I JUST SPENT 9 MONTHS ON THE INSIDE AND ALL I GOT
I'D RATHER BE NAKED
I'D RATHER BE NAKED
BOBBLEHEAD
BOBBLEHEAD
BABY DIVA
BABY DIVA
HOTTIE IN TRAINING
HOTTIE IN TRAINING
BOOBAHOLIC
BOOBAHOLIC
MY AUNT IS THE SHIZNIT
MY AUNT IS THE SHIZNIT
MY GRANDMA IS THE SHIZNIT
MY GRANDMA IS THE SHIZNIT
MY AUNTIE IS THE SHIZNIT
MY AUNTIE IS THE SHIZNIT
MY GRANDPA IS THE SHIZNIT
MY GRANDPA IS THE SHIZNIT
MY MOMMY IS THE SHIZNIT
MY MOMMY IS THE SHIZNIT
I JUST SPENT 9 MONTHS ON THE INSIDE
I JUST SPENT 9 MONTHS ON THE INSIDE
I'M IN MY MOMS TOP 8
I'M IN MY MOMS TOP 8
PLAYER
PLAYER
MOMMY SAYS I'M THE SHIZNIT
MOMMY SAYS I'M THE SHIZNIT
FOODSTAMPS ARE FOR SUCKERS
FOODSTAMPS ARE FOR SUCKERS
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PLAYGROUND PIMP
PLAYGROUND PIMP
STATE PRISON
STATE PRISON
FIGHT THE POWER
FIGHT THE POWER
I'M SO HOOD
I'M SO HOOD
DADDY'S LITTLE REDNECK
DADDY'S LITTLE REDNECK
CHINESE TOYS TASTE BETTER
CHINESE TOYS TASTE BETTER
Here's a funny ass design that tells the world your little ghetto kid could care less about the Chinese toy recall.
WTF? WHERE'S THE FORMULA
WTF? WHERE'S THE FORMULA
B.A.B BAD ASS BABY
B.A.B BAD ASS BABY
B.A.B. the new acronym for the BAD ASS BABY. Show everyone what a little bad ass baby you have with this cute grafitti style design.
LIL BASTARD
LIL BASTARD
Where is your bby's daddy at? Oh, that's right, your babyis a little bastard. Be proud to have a little bastard. End the shame now!
CONCEIVE THIS
CONCEIVE THIS
You know you think it's funny. Conceive this beotches! Your little baby says it loud and clear with this design.
STOP DROPPING ME
STOP DROPPING ME
For the kid wo's parents are dumb asses. Stop dropping your kid before they end up with brain damage!
FREAK-A-LEEK
FREAK-A-LEEK
Yeah, we don't know what the hell it means either. Just another ancient ghetto ass term for your baby or toddler to sport.
GHETTO BOOTY
GHETTO BOOTY
when your kid has a ghetto booty why hide it...everyone knows they have a ghetto booty already so just show it off!
HELP THEY KIDNAPPED ME
HELP THEY KIDNAPPED ME
This novelty kidnapping shirt will have strangers shaking their head at you with disgust. Just the reaction you wanted I'm sure.
ICRAP
ICRAP
We have all seen all of the iPod knowck-off designs out there. This one is my favorite though. iCrap is the only knock-off my kid needs.
I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
Here is a mni version of what your baby daddy is wearing....or doing right now! Single mom strippers need love too damnit!
MY DADDY IS MORE GHETTO THAN YOUR DADDY
MY DADDY IS MORE GHETTO THAN YOUR DADDY
DIRTY DIAPER GIRL
DIRTY DIAPER GIRL
Make strangers look twic when they see your little girl sportin' this DIRTY GIRL design. Jut make sure they take a second look at the inserted word diaper.
I WAS IN HER FIRST
I WAS IN HER FIRST
This one is just sick we know. But damn, it's true your tiny tot was up in there first so pull out buddy. Did we mention we are a tasteless website?
MY AUNTIE IS MORE GHETTO THAN YOUR AUNTIE
MY AUNTIE IS MORE GHETTO THAN YOUR AUNTIE
IF YOU TOUCH ME MY MOM WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
IF YOU TOUCH ME MY MOM WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
MY PARENTS ARE IDIOTS
MY PARENTS ARE IDIOTS
I'M GONNA BE JUST LIKE MOMMY WHEN I GROW UP
I'M GONNA BE JUST LIKE MOMMY WHEN I GROW UP
DATE MY MOM I'M PROOF SHE PUTS OUT
DATE MY MOM I'M PROOF SHE PUTS OUT
MY MOMMY IS MORE GHETTO THAN YOUR MOMMY
MY MOMMY IS MORE GHETTO THAN YOUR MOMMY
SHIT HAPPENS LOOK IN MY DIAPER FOR PROOF
SHIT HAPPENS LOOK IN MY DIAPER FOR PROOF
CRAP FACTORY
CRAP FACTORY
BAD ASS
BAD ASS
Bad Ass design for your bad ass kid. Retro pimp style design works perfect for girls or boys. Shit..get one for yourself while your at it!
I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE
I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE
CRACKER
CRACKER
BORN & HISED IN DA HOOD
BORN & HISED IN DA HOOD
YOU CAN CALL ME BILLY BAD ASS
YOU CAN CALL ME BILLY BAD ASS
Cute design for your little billy bad ass of the family.
GANGSTA
GANGSTA
This original GANGSTA design is especially made by GHETTO BABY WEAR for your little gangsta kid.
DON'T PHUNK WITH ME
DON'T PHUNK WITH ME
Your baby says it well with this design. Don't phunk with him or her!
CRUNK UNIVERSITTY
CRUNK UNIVERSITTY
For your future CRUNK UNIVERSITY attendee.
I KEEP IT CRUNK
I KEEP IT CRUNK
When your baby keeps it crunk, so do you!
RIDIN' DIRTY
RIDIN' DIRTY
Your baby or toddler rides dirty too...dirty diapers that is!
SECTION 8 BABY
SECTION 8 BABY
You know what I'm sayin'?
NAPPY AND PROUD
NAPPY AND PROUD
Let everyone know that your baby is proud to be nappy, there ain't no shame in it!
WHO'S MY DADDY (BLUE)
WHO'S MY DADDY (BLUE)
Just who is your baby's daddy?
MADE IN THE GHETTO
MADE IN THE GHETTO
Show off your baby or toddler ghetto roots...
WHO'S MY DADDY? (PURPLE)
WHO'S MY DADDY? (PURPLE)
you know your ghetto if you buy this who's my daddy? design.
WHITE TRASH
WHITE TRASH
White Trash is nothing to be ashamed of...
I KEEP IT CRUNK
I KEEP IT CRUNK
MOMMY KEEPS IT CRUNK
MOMMY KEEPS IT CRUNK
BRO'S BEFORE HO'S
BRO'S BEFORE HO'S
BABY THUG
BABY THUG
WORD TO YOUR MOTHA
WORD TO YOUR MOTHA
Here's a classic ghetto phrase...Vanilla Ice anyone??
MY UNCLE IS THE SHIZNIT
MY UNCLE IS THE SHIZNIT
Can you say Shitnit> Your baby or toddler can!
PIMP (purple)
PIMP (purple)
This ghetto design says it all.
FO' SHEEZY
FO' SHEEZY
If you need this explained to you you ain't ghetto enough to buy it.
FOODSTAMPS ARE FOR SUCKERS
FOODSTAMPS ARE FOR SUCKERS
This is just plain ghetto!
MY MOMMY HAS A J.O.B.
MY MOMMY HAS A J.O.B.
This design will make all the other babies & toddlers jealous when they see mommy has a J.O.B.
LIL PIMPIN
LIL PIMPIN
This was designed with your lil' pimp in mind.
FO SHO'
FO SHO'
Your baby or toddler is pimpin' FO SHO' in this design.
MY DADDY IS THE SHIZNIT
MY DADDY IS THE SHIZNIT
Perfect design for the baby or toddler who's daddy is the shiznit.
BALLER
BALLER
Is you little baller prud of his skills? Show him off in this cool design.

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    Information on our top Ghetto, punk, rock, funky & alternative children's products:

    Punk baby Tees & onesie bodysuits
    T-shirts and onesies have been a baby essential for decades. They are easy to use, keep the baby covered and warm, and perfect for the tiniest of babies. But baby tees don’t have to be boring. Dress your little one in ghetto or punk baby rompers for an exciting twist on run-of-the-mill baby wear. Your baby can be an individual right from the very beginning when you select baby rompers with punk styles, colors, and messages!

    Baby & toddler hoodies & sweatshirts
    If you haven’t noticed, the school systems today seem to be crawling with children wearing what appear to be hooded sweatshirts. This new youth oriented clothing line is widely referred to as the “Hoody.” A hoody is more of a fashion statement in today’s society, but it can also serve several other purposes. However, let us start with the fashion end of the spectrum in relation to your baby.

    Funky & unique diaper bags
    Carrying around baby’s things is a must wherever you go. Bottles, diapers, toys, burp rags and a change of clothing will help keep baby happy and clean on outings to the store, grandma’s house and play dates. But diaper bags don’t have to be boring or run-of-the-mill. Funky diaper bags can fit your style and allow you express yourself while still being prepared for anything your little one throws your way.

    Funny slogan babies t-shirts & onesies
    Have you ever seen a baby wearing a onesie that says “I only cry when ugly people hold me,” on the back? Is there anything that will put a smile on your face quicker? Funny slogan baby clothes can be the absolute most heart-warming and comical things that you will ever see. There is nothing funnier than a baby looking at you, a bewildered expression on his face, wearing a t-shirt that says, “My other stroller is a BMW.” 

    Hip maternity shirts
    Having a baby these days is trendy and fashionable. No more hiding a baby bump, or giving up the fun once baby arrives, motherhood is redefined! And that means that maternity clothes are evolving too. Hip maternity clothes are now the norm! They are widely available and can be really fun to wear. Our tips will have you wearing the latest ghetto maternity t-shirts while you’re doing everything for two.

    Gothic and black infant & child wear
    When you typically think about the gothic look you think of black, solid black, and well, you know, black. Just for a moment let’s step out of the typical worldview of the gothic look and let’s take a look at reality. In reality, the gothic look includes many different colors, but always paired with out old faithful color of black. The trick is how to pair the colors to keep the look gothic. You will find your answer in prints. Not just any prints, but the prints typical to the gothic style. There are many colors that one can use when looking at typical prints, and there are different aspects of these prints that can be used to remain true to the gothic look. 

    Rock and roll band shirts & merchandise for youth & toddler
    At some point in every Childs life, music seems to be the dominating influence. Armed with this knowledge, we can guide the child's future interests in music to our own preferred musical influence.  The possibilities are limitless as rock clothing for babies and toddlers and kids is are becoming highly available from a number of popular sources.



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